Ready for Today but Disappointed

Disappointed because my paperback version of Diary of The Depressed Moose still has not arrived 😦

I was planning on spending the day riding the underground reading the book, laughing at parts of it, crying at others and generally making people question what is it about that book that is having that effect on that strange man.

Seemed like a good advertising opportunity if you ask me 😀

Still maybe I can wear my moose’s head on the train with a link to this blog!

Anyhoo I have had 3 hours sleep, feel like I am starting to get a cold, please God don’t let it be man flu! and in the 2 and a half hours I have been awake have gone to the toilet 3 times already ffs

But fear not the moose will be on the loose



Lets hope the IBS tablets kick in before I hit the underground, the positive side of that is if they dont I am pretty much guaranteed a seat 😀

Paperback Writer


Yeah I know I could have used the beetles track of the same name but the sterophonics Mister Writer fits in better with how I feel lol

I have made a paperback version of my book “Diary of The Depressed Moose” I ordered my copy yesterday but got to wait 2 weeks for delivery! Cannot wait till it arrives and it will take pride of place on my bookshelf!

If anyone wants to order the paperback come to London and I will sign it for you 🙂

I realise this decreases the value but hey I have been practising my signature all my life, as you do when you dream of being a footballer, so could be a good time to make some use of the signature.

For a fee you can even have your picture taken with me and the book 🙂

well you know gotta try and make some money somehow

Head over to and there is my book waiting for someone to order it and be printed! The price is higher but then it will be seeing as someone has to cut down the trees and make the paper, and then print the book. Value for money though well of course it is 😀

Then again if you want the e book version it is on amazon for kindle owners or smashwords for more formats.

Don’t be shy give it a try!