Books Published by The Depressed Moose – Plug Time!

Big Plug

Desperate times call for desperate measures and as sales for September are stuck at 1 here is a gentle reminder of the books I have published in the hope that you will share will all your friends and they might take pity on me.

Did you know today was National Spread the Moose book links day?

oh you didnt? well its the first year of it’s existence 😀

Diary of The Depressed Moose

Diary of The Depressed Moose

Available on on Kindle and Paperback here

Available on for my friends in America here

Available in multi e-reader formats from smashwords here


Stepping into the Light – Poems from the Darkness

Stepping into the Light – Poems from the Darkness

This book of poetry is helping to raise money for the charity Mind with them receiving 50% of the profits. A great cause and well worth the few pounds/dollars

Available on on kindle here

on paperback at here

Paperback on here and kindle here

and multi e-reader formats on smashwords here


update in January to include

Diary of The Depressed Moose 2

Diary of The Depressed Moose 2

Available on here

available on here


Fly my pretties fly and spread the word! Remember my Christmas depends on the books selling so no pressure on you 🙂


Paperback Writer


Yeah I know I could have used the beetles track of the same name but the sterophonics Mister Writer fits in better with how I feel lol

I have made a paperback version of my book “Diary of The Depressed Moose” I ordered my copy yesterday but got to wait 2 weeks for delivery! Cannot wait till it arrives and it will take pride of place on my bookshelf!

If anyone wants to order the paperback come to London and I will sign it for you 🙂

I realise this decreases the value but hey I have been practising my signature all my life, as you do when you dream of being a footballer, so could be a good time to make some use of the signature.

For a fee you can even have your picture taken with me and the book 🙂

well you know gotta try and make some money somehow

Head over to and there is my book waiting for someone to order it and be printed! The price is higher but then it will be seeing as someone has to cut down the trees and make the paper, and then print the book. Value for money though well of course it is 😀

Then again if you want the e book version it is on amazon for kindle owners or smashwords for more formats.

Don’t be shy give it a try!