I have been asked to write a poem,
with much less negativity.
A chance to be more appreciative
About the good things in me.
I’m 16 stone of love machine
A sex god if you will,
And all achieved without the need,
for a magic blue pill!
with charm, charisma and wonderful humour,
I should be on the tele,
I could be the new Keith Lemon,
with less ginger and more belly.
A big strong heart and caring nature,
A moose just like no other,
But the sun would have a field day,
with stories sold by my evil twin brother! (sorry David)
I can laugh at my misfortune,
I don’t take myself too seriously,
I’d make a great presenter,
And pronounce all my letter unlike “wossy”
People open up to me,
They feel I’m someone they can trust,
But don’t leave me near your pizzas,
I’d eat it all and leave the crust!
Strong minded but gentle,
wise beyond my years.
I will hold your hand and guide you
As you take on your fears!
My strength comes from helping others,
seeing the victories they make.
No victory to small, no challenge we cant face,
I will be there every step of the way with dignity and grace.
A message of encouragement,
A simple “are you Okay?”
Knowing someone has your back
Makes such a difference to your day.
I’m that person, the one on who you can rely,
Celebrating your successes, or listening while you cry.
You can talk to me about any issues,
I will be here handing out the tissues.
If I look real hard I can see,
There are some real good qualities in me!
It is thanks to some good people out there,
To remind me to treat myself with more care.
So one day when your watching TV,
You just might find a moose,
fingers crossed its not crimewatch,
being caught doing things with a goose!
I will be famoose one day,
Just you wait and see,
a brand new television show
entitled “The Moose and Me”
I’d go around the country,
helping others with their woes,
overcoming life real troubles,
it would be a series of uplifting shows!
Behind the lack of confidence,
is a man with quite a big dream,
famous for helping other people,
how ridiculous does that seem?
But that is how I see myself,
someone to help the masses.
Putting myself in the public eye,
so we can kick some collective asses!
A man who is open and honest,
sharing his experiences with nowhere to hide.
Fuck this negative crap,
I should be full of pride!
I have a great sense of humour,
I think I am rather witty.
No more being hard on myself,
and making myself feel shitty!
I’m gonna focus on the good things,
The qualities that you seem to like,
from this moment on,
Negativity can take a hike!!!
Thanks to Barry for encouraging me to try this!