We have an emergency situation here at moose mansion.
Sheryl has a sore throat, runny nose and a cold.
Lilybet has a really bad cough, runny nose and a cold.
And I have exactly the same symptoms as both of them with one major difference.
I have MAN FLU!
Yep you heard that right and as we speak a black cross is being painted on the front door to warn people that man flu is in the area!
It is such a serious condition that there is a drink available in the aisle of sainsburys for this exact purpose here
There was also major research into the illness that proved men suffer worse than women! I suspect it was men who carried out the research…
I am not sure how much longer I have left on this planet as (cough cough sneeze fart) I am dying
The words on my tombstone should read as follows
“Its not just a cold it is man flu, don’t you realise how serious this is?”
followed by
“died due to lack of sensitivity to the serious illness called Man Flu!”
And once I am gone could someone please tell Sheryl to “snap out of it you only have a cold!”
Hope you feel better soon Moose!!
more important sheryl feels better or no one will be eating dinner till she is LOL you ok?
Haha well I hope you are all feeling better soon! And yes I’m doing ok thanks, shall be back and blogging now 😀 I got a bit snowed under for a while, but I’m determined to keep carrying on!
good to hear!
Sending up triple time prayers. Lord help Sheryl! (You’ll be fine Moose… drink lots of water and eat chicken soup).
Awww, blimey, all at once as well! Hope you’re all better soon!
the ladies are really bad poor lilybet has an awful cough – but its still not as bad as man flu :p